DANGER! [Beware The Corn "Handles"]

Filed Under (humor) by djByron on 06-15-2008

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So last night we were all eating corn on the cob using the standard two pronged corn holders (or “handles” as my son calls them) when the unexpected happened. I must have inserted the holder incorrectly and was exerting too much pressure because it sprung from it’s position in the end of the cobb and into the flesh of my cheek! All I can say is i’m glad it wasn’t my eye! After-the-fact Brin and I couldn’t stop laughing… What are the chances?

Corn Handles Looking All Innocent

When Corn Handles Go Bad

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  • http://www.thetoneguru.com Jay Sellers

    So, were we supposed to laugh then cry or cry then laugh?

    Ouch!

  • http://www.thetoneguru.com Jay Sellers

    My wife (lesliebrooke.com) asked what kind of story you’re going to tell your co-workers Monday.

  • http://hislifeformine.wordpress.com HisLifeformine

    Ow! Ouch! Owee!

  • drew

    Ha! I could hear the cheesy 80′s movie ‘danger’ music while reading ;)